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   This section is designed to find humor in professions other than the legal profession!  Each week a different profession will be selected.  If you want to share any jokes, please send them to me.

Professional of the week: Accountants

Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in.  While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, other line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something the accountant number two's hand.  Without looking down, account number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "its that $50 I owe you.".